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September 27, 2025, 07:45:09 PM !TTM!HeadUK says: hi daz mate nice to see you here
September 25, 2025, 06:01:38 PM !TTM!HeadUK says: PM sent Mark and thanks. September 25, 2025, 05:25:11 PM !TTM!Mayhem says: Also, the website has intermittent issues and takes several attempts to get here. Just thought you might wish to know. Have a good day! September 23, 2025, 03:07:23 PM !TTM!Mayhem says: Server is down August 18, 2025, 10:31:23 PM ToMMy says: Thanks Rob will change my name in Game as ToMMyGun now that what it was 30 years ago lol August 18, 2025, 10:29:35 PM !TTM!HeadUK says: welcome back you old git August 18, 2025, 10:25:30 PM ToMMy says: Hello I'm on line yaaaa xxx June 10, 2025, 08:10:12 PM !TTM!Mayhem says: Sorry, I got tied up and couldn't make it to the server...maybe next week. Have a great week, folks! June 09, 2025, 02:08:43 PM !TTM!Mayhem says: My plan is to be on the server at the usual time today. Hope to see you there! Have a great day!!! June 08, 2025, 11:55:40 PM !TTM!DonPietro 比利 says: Hi all! - hope everybody is doing well. View Shout History |
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JOKES / Re: getting old
Last post by !TTM!DonPietro 比利 - September 21, 2023, 12:04:44 AMLove them rob keep em coming mate lol
Wife the other day had been to a carboot sale, came back with a mirror, got it for a tenner, apparently it's a magic mirror. I was out at work, came back saw her and said 'wtf, where did you get those?' her chest bulging and all. She told me about the magic mirror I'm thinking 'silly b*stard' She told me to ask the mirror anything and it'll grant you whatever you want. Later on, went upstairs, it's there on the back of the bathroom door so thought id give it a go 'mirror mirror on the door, make my d*ck touch the floor' - my bloody legs fell off.
Wife the other day had been to a carboot sale, came back with a mirror, got it for a tenner, apparently it's a magic mirror. I was out at work, came back saw her and said 'wtf, where did you get those?' her chest bulging and all. She told me about the magic mirror I'm thinking 'silly b*stard' She told me to ask the mirror anything and it'll grant you whatever you want. Later on, went upstairs, it's there on the back of the bathroom door so thought id give it a go 'mirror mirror on the door, make my d*ck touch the floor' - my bloody legs fell off.
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JOKES / getting old
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - September 13, 2023, 10:12:17 AMThree old ladies were sitting side by side in their
retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled
shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her
hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy
for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated
the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a
piece. The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled
shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her
hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy
for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated
the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a
piece. The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
#23
JOKES / people
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - September 11, 2023, 05:13:07 PMI cannot stand people who think they're worse off than everybody else.
My mate Slasher is brilliant. He had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? No, he doesn't!!
My mate Slasher is brilliant. He had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? No, he doesn't!!
#24
JOKES / daffy duck
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - August 09, 2023, 10:45:46 AMDaffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask "Shall we put it on your bill" he says "are u thucking thupid I'll thuffocate!"
#25
General Discussion. (No religious or political subjects allowed) / Re: Update on Rob
Last post by !TTM!Stinkypete - June 30, 2023, 09:05:18 PMAt least that is something to look forward to possibly be doing. I hope all is well. 
#26
General Discussion. (No religious or political subjects allowed) / Re: Update on Rob
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - June 29, 2023, 12:40:04 PMI had a plaster cast done of my stump on the 20th, so have to wait 3 or 4 weeks for the fitting and testing to take place. I wont be able to take the leg home until the hospital are happy i'll be safe using it. I did ask one of the staff if i can ride a bike with the leg, but he said no not with a fixed knee leg. However he did say i might get to ride a bike again if and when i get a leg with a flexible knee joint
#27
General Discussion. (No religious or political subjects allowed) / Re: Update on Rob
Last post by !TTM!DonPietro 比利 - June 27, 2023, 10:49:37 PMSounds good Rob, hope the appointment went well and you can get sorted ASAP.
#28
General Discussion. (No religious or political subjects allowed) / Re: Update on Rob
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - June 06, 2023, 07:22:13 PMAll is good on the home front Billy after having 3 ramps fitted to make life easier for me. Got another hopsital appointment on the 20th to go through the proceedure of having a false leg made up, so looking forward to that and getting back on two feet again .
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General Discussion. (No religious or political subjects allowed) / Re: Update on Rob
Last post by !TTM!DonPietro 比利 - April 24, 2023, 12:31:01 AMRob, how you getting on?
#30
Website and forum topics / Re: Website Moved host
Last post by !TTM!HeadUK - February 26, 2023, 10:59:30 PMyes looking great shane, and your hard work is really appreciated
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