LOL!

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair

Dave, thank you for the kind words.  It's always great to see past members dropping by every now and then I hope life is treating you well mate and you never know, maybe one day we'll all be gaming again!

I for one can't wait for the new CoD lol because in my opinion the latest ones have been bloody garbage, let's see how this goes

@!TTM!DonPietro 比利. Did you ever try out the game? I heard from reviewers that the devs are dodgy and collect data from your computer so I have never gave game a chance. Recently purchased PUBG for £7 so will test it out at some point.

That Sounds good Rob, I no longer have a pc as I sold mine years ago shortly after I left ttm to be honest, so won't be able to come on and play with u guys, but will come and have a natter here on the website if u like.

A lots changed to be honest Rob over the years, iv been focused on other things such as my eldest daughter coming to live with me, moving to a bigger much needed home, work commitments also I finally got married, and recently we had another baby, so not had chance for gaming or anything to be honest.

that said I have recently bought a ps4 as I have more time again at present and was just so I could game sometimes with our Brandon  (who says hello by the way and wishes you well also) although I'm really rubbish to be honest on them pads and he runs rings round me haha.

But anyways gonna go to bed, and speak soon. In the meantime take care