Always Treat your wife !!!!

[GonZo]

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"


So we walked past it again.

[TempoUK]

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[!TTM!HeadUK]

Very witty phil . Its true in the sense of us smelling irresistible food when walking past Indian restaurants or take away's. HMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOVELY JUBBLY

[!TTM!$hiVa]

Nice 1 :like:

[Learsi]

Wife jokes? Nice.. there is one...

How do you change the light bulb in the kitchen?
You don't!
Let the b*tch wash the dishes in the dark!

[yogi]

Yesterday morning i read my horoscope and it said that one of my ex girlfriend's would pop up unexpectently ..... Iv bin sat at the edge of the canal for 24 hours and so far, nowt !

[yogi]

Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty , so when i got home i sat and watched all 50 minute's of it and never saw  her once ..... She still hasn't come home ..... I'm starving !

[yogi]

I was sat eating my breakfast this morning and our lass said to me  that she's leaving me because of my obsession with twitter , i nearly choked on my #brown

[GonZo]

Nice one Martin  :like: