Irish Jokes

[!TTM!HeadUK]

Paddy is painting the lounge when his wife walks in and cant believe how well he's doing, but she notices sweat is profusely dripping from his forehead. She then notices he's wearing both a leather jacket and parker coat whilst painting, so she asks him why he's wearing that amount of clothing.

He then says to her "If you read the f**kin instructions on the tin woman, it says for best results put two coats on"

[!TTM!$hiVa]

Lol  :duh  :like:

[GonZo]

Lol Rob i love it  :like:

[-)DL(-Trix]

How to confuse an Irishman... Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Or.... line 5 spades up against the wall and tell him to take his pick..