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Author Topic: Always Treat your wife !!!!  (Read 1984 times)

GonZo

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Always Treat your wife !!!!
« on: July 29, 2015, 05:52:04 PM »
My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"


So we walked past it again.

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 06:51:13 PM »
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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2015, 11:42:51 AM »
Very witty phil :D. Its true in the sense of us smelling irresistible food when walking past Indian restaurants or take away's. HMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOVELY JUBBLY :)

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2015, 02:31:31 PM »
Nice 1 :like:
"Om Namah Shivaya"

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2015, 08:37:04 PM »
Wife jokes? Nice.. there is one...

How do you change the light bulb in the kitchen?
You don't!
Let the b*tch wash the dishes in the dark!

yogi

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2015, 11:09:38 PM »
Yesterday morning i read my horoscope and it said that one of my ex girlfriend's would pop up unexpectently ..... Iv bin sat at the edge of the canal for 24 hours and so far, nowt !
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yogi

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2015, 11:11:52 PM »
Last night my wife sent me a text saying she was in casualty , so when i got home i sat and watched all 50 minute's of it and never saw  her once ..... She still hasn't come home ..... I'm starving !

yogi

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2015, 11:13:00 PM »
I was sat eating my breakfast this morning and our lass said to me  that she's leaving me because of my obsession with twitter , i nearly choked on my #brown

GonZo

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Re: Always Treat your wife !!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2015, 01:30:20 PM »
Nice one Martin  :like:

 


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