I went to a pet shop the other day and saw a sign 'cock sucking toad ' for a tenner ??? asked the assistant whats all this about, he said it's the best thingg since sliced bread kinda thing .. goes down on ya better then any woman.. for a tenner give it a go.
I did.. was spot on, the misses came in and said wtf is that, i said .. a cock sucking toad, she said well wtf am i meant to do with that i said.. teach it to cook and clean and fk off!!
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